Look, there is nothing you can say about this show that I don't already know

The world can be such a fright, but it belongs to us tonight.

Ratings experts say the best way to get people to watch during sweeps is to leave the audience with a question that won't be answered until the next time the show is on. You know, like Who shot J.R.? I like to think I do this every night - the question is, Is this show still on?

The meeting with Prince William took place at the White House because Prince William wanted to see where the president spent his days, but the golf course was covered in snow.

Italian women are some of the most beautiful in the world. This is why the Vatican is in Italy. If a man can walk across Italy and retain his celibacy, he's got what it takes to be a priest - or an interior decorator.

I would prefer as a viewer to watch the mistakes. I am my own blooper reel, as it happens.

I proved to my own satisfaction that I am madder than I think.