With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you’re parodying.

Be careful who you choose as your hero or who you choose to deify, be it Clay Aiken or Barack Obama. You put all you're hope and all your dreams and all your ideas about stuff into one human being. They're a human being they're going to let you down. You can't make someone your hero because of something you read on the internet. The internet is not a source of information it is a source of disinformation.

When in doubt about who's to blame. Blame the English.

Technically my dog's naked most of the time. Except halloween, when I dress him up as Liza Minelli.

This is my first week as an American citizen. It's amazing. Now I can vote in the general election - and for American Idol.

A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between 25 and 8,000 years old.

The Smurfs 2 is a great movie. The Smurfs are tiny little creatures that everybody loves. They're like Justin Bieber - minus the part about everybody loving him.