With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you’re parodying.

Being guilty tends to engender feelings of guilt.

You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry about it, so you worry about other stuff.

Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.

I wanted to be a rock star.

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.

I'm gonna enjoy being old I think I'll be awesome at it.