It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television.
Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.
Laughter separates us from despair and gives us a chance at love.
It 's the time of year when Canadians mate.
Justin Bieber's tour bus was stopped by Canadian border patrol agents. And they found marijuana. The agents said Bieber was a disgrace to Canada and should never come back. Then they found the marijuana.
I watched the Republican debate. At one point, the candidates said there are no classes in America, a point then hotly debated by all six rich white guys that were there.