The term Big Brother is from George Orwell's book 1984 - where everyone's watched over by a network of cameras called Big Brother. I've never understood why Orwell chose that phrase for somebody watching you all the time. Isn't that more like Creepy Uncle?

I know the fashion is that everything is fair game [for comedy material] but I don't believe that.

Even though it's warm here in L.A., people still have to wear layers - at least until their plastic surgery heals.

She still cared for me, and the best way I could make amends to her was to be happy. I do have a knack for finding great women.

In Los Angeles on Black Friday, a woman pepper sprayed Wal-Mart shoppers who tried to cut in line. The police acted fast by immediately hiring her to get rid of peaceful protesters outside banking institutions all across the United States.

You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.

There are times when you see the news, and you go, "How the hell am I meant to do anything tonight?" I'm not good at compartmentalizing myself and not being affected by the world around me, so it was very difficult for me when atrocious news stories would pop up. And I would think, "How the hell am I supposed to talk to the skeleton about the horse tonight?"