Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!
When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.
Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.
The only thing that is obscene is censorship.
New studies show that 100% of all smokers die.
You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.