Anything on paper is obsolete!

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve.

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

Think Tank, noun: The shower.