Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

Power interrupts. Uninterruptible power interrupts absolutely.

Don't judge a book by its thickness either.

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.