I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.
The only thing that is obscene is censorship.
It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.
New studies show that 100% of all smokers die.
I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'
If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.