Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.