Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!
The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.
The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!
If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.
New studies show that 100% of all smokers die.
Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.