I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.
Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.
Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.
If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.
The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!
Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.