Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.

The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve.

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.