It is not true that everyone is special. It is true that everyone was once special and still possesses the ability to recover it.

I claim neither liberalism nor conservatism - one tends to be airheaded while the other tends to be brickheaded.

I've been able to sleep with my eyes open ever since I started watching baseball." "Drinking is such a necessity to human life that people cannot fathom an individual who, like a child confined to a church pew, gets little enjoyment out of it and would rather do other things.

The older you get, the more you understand how your conscience works. The biggest and only critic lives in your perception of people's perception of you rather than people's perception of you.

I am a fan of overdoing something, but not running it into the ground. They are complete opposites with only a fine line separating them.

It is not true that everyone is special. It is true that everyone was once special and still possesses the ability to recover it.

To be truly positive in the eyes of some, you have to risk appearing negative in the eyes of others.