We first become salesmen as children in the confession booths of our parents.

I only seem negative to the fortunate. That's because I show the less fortunate that they aren't less fortunate after all.

It is not true that everyone is special. It is true that everyone was once special and still possesses the ability to recover it.

Tell me that the purpose of life is to have fun, and without a care in the world I'll begin wreaking havoc on everything I pass. Now that's what I call pure, honest fun.

I believe in evolution in the sense that a short-tempered man is the successor of a crybaby.

If the entire world sought to make itself worthy of happiness rather than make itself happy, then the entire world would be happy.

The barrier during self-improvement is not so much that we hate learning, rather we hate being taught. To learn entails that the knowledge was achieved on one's own accord-it feels great-but to be taught often leaves a feeling of inferiority. Thus it takes a bit of determination and a lot of humility in order for one to fully develop.