If you listen too much to advice, you may wind up making other people's mistakes.
A fellow with the smallest mind is the one who is usually most willing to give someone a piece of it.
Advice is like cooking-you should try it before you feed it to others.
Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you.
It takes a certain kind of man to be in politics--a small one.
No God, no peace; know God, know peace.