A woman likes a strong, silent man because she thinks he is listening.
The trouble with good advice is that it usually interferes with our plans.
If you listen too much to advice, you may wind up making other people's mistakes.
A fellow with the smallest mind is the one who is usually most willing to give someone a piece of it.
When a man marries a woman, they become one-the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Gossip has been described as halitosis of the mind.