If you listen too much to advice, you may wind up making other people's mistakes.
Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you.
Advice is like cooking-you should try it before you feed it to others.
A fellow with the smallest mind is the one who is usually most willing to give someone a piece of it.
Gossip has been described as halitosis of the mind.
It seems that more people today have a greater desire to live long than they do to live well.