Advice is like snow--the softer it falls, the deeper it goes.
All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seed of today.
Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you.
Money talks. If it's the dollar, it's small talk.
It seems that more people today have a greater desire to live long than they do to live well.
No God, no peace; know God, know peace.