Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.

Strangers are what friends are made of.

When we put our best foot forward, the other one had better be good enough to stand on.

Our laws can be friendly to those who obey them, and too often useful to those who don't.

A day's pay for a day's work is more than adequate when both the work and the pay are appreciated as much as they are expected.

Our freedom to discipline ourselves is a freedom we can lose if we don't use it.

There's always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little - and it's always somebody else.