Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.

The wheel was invented so we could move faster. Credit was invented so we would have to.

Older generations are living proof that younger generations can survive their lunacy.

A day's pay for a day's work is more than adequate when both the work and the pay are appreciated as much as they are expected.

Our freedom to discipline ourselves is a freedom we can lose if we don't use it.

Don't expect other nations to have a democracy like ours - they don't have enough lawyers.

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.