Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.

We experience moments absolutely free from worry. These brief respites are called panic.

Older generations are living proof that younger generations can survive their lunacy.

A day's pay for a day's work is more than adequate when both the work and the pay are appreciated as much as they are expected.

There's always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little - and it's always somebody else.

Courtship brings out the best. Marriage brings out the rest.

Every U.S. citizen owes allegiance to our nation. Some Americans consider that anything less than high treason is allegiance.