Courtship brings out the best. Marriage brings out the rest.

Talk is cheap - except when Congress does it.

If television encouraged us to work as much as it encourages us to do everything else, we could better afford to buy more of everything it advertises.

The gratification of a thoughtless pleasure soon evaporates; the pleasure of a gratifying thought never ends.

Every adult should be an expert on teenagers, after spending life's seven longest years being one.

Worry compounds the futility of being trapped on a dead-end street. Thinking opens new avenues.

There's always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little - and it's always somebody else.