Courtship brings out the best. Marriage brings out the rest.

Talk is cheap - except when Congress does it.

Older generations are living proof that younger generations can survive their lunacy.

There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue; they're called humorists.

A good education prepares a child to be a good employee and a good citizen-in that order, with the importance of the former never exceeding the importance of the latter.

The only new ideas that are not subject to our skepticism or suspicion are our own.

Don't expect other nations to have a democracy like ours - they don't have enough lawyers.