The wheel was invented so we could move faster. Credit was invented so we would have to.

The only way some of us exercise our minds is by jumping to conclusions.

There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue; they're called humorists.

After our ages-long journey from savagery to civility, let's hope we haven't bought a round-trip ticket.

A day's pay for a day's work is more than adequate when both the work and the pay are appreciated as much as they are expected.

Sometimes we deny being worthy of praise, hoping to generate an argument we would be pleased to lose.

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.