We experience moments absolutely free from worry. These brief respites are called panic.

If television encouraged us to work as much as it encourages us to do everything else, we could better afford to buy more of everything it advertises.

Older generations are living proof that younger generations can survive their lunacy.

The mistakes made by Congress wouldn't be so bad if the next Congress didn't keep trying to correct them.

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.

Money can be fickle, having a lasting relationship with a few and a brief fling with others, while just flirting with the rest of us.

Every adult should be an expert on teenagers, after spending life's seven longest years being one.