We sometimes get all the information, but we refuse to get the message.

The only way some of us exercise our minds is by jumping to conclusions.

Failure can be bought on easy terms; success must be paid for in advance

Money can be fickle, having a lasting relationship with a few and a brief fling with others, while just flirting with the rest of us.

Older generations are living proof that younger generations can survive their lunacy.

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.

Don't expect other nations to have a democracy like ours - they don't have enough lawyers.