The only way some of us exercise our minds is by jumping to conclusions.

Our laws can be friendly to those who obey them, and too often useful to those who don't.

Wisdom is what's left after we've run out of personal opinions.

A good education prepares a child to be a good employee and a good citizen-in that order, with the importance of the former never exceeding the importance of the latter.

Every adult should be an expert on teenagers, after spending life's seven longest years being one.

A figment of the imagination is just a harmless illusion - unless you are victim of it.

Older generations are living proof that younger generations can survive their lunacy.