If you fall, I will catch you. I will be waiting, time after time.

You can laugh when I talk, but not when I sing.

My mother said I was a little odd as a kid. I was alone a lot, but I didn't feel alone.

I absolutely refuse to reveal my age. What am I - a car?

God has more important things to worry about than who I sleep with.

I've always wondered what it would be like if somebody from outer space landed with three heads. Then all of a sudden everybody else wouldn't look so bad, huh? Well, OK you're a little different from me but, hey, ya got one head.

With fame, I'm able to create more. With every success, you have more freedom to create.