The only women who don't believe that sexual harassment is a real problem in this country are women who have never been in the workplace.

A person who uses party as a verb is a person who will walk into a shop and walk out wearing a rubber jumpsuit.

The Pain-Free Shopping Method: Buy a present for you, then a present for a friend. Then another present for you. Then a present for a friend. Then two presents for you. Then a present for a friend. Then go home, get into bed, and pull up the covers.

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?

Reading is an escape, an education, a delving into the brain of another human being on such an intimate level that every nuance of thought, every snapping of synapse, every slippery desire of the author is laid open before you like, well, a book.

Enough about you let's hear about me.

Infidelity is such a pretty word, so light and delicate. Whereas the act itself is dark and thick with guilt, betrayal, confusion, pain, and (okay) sometimes enormous pleasure.