The only women who don't believe that sexual harassment is a real problem in this country are women who have never been in the workplace.

The Pain-Free Shopping Method: Buy a present for you, then a present for a friend. Then another present for you. Then a present for a friend. Then two presents for you. Then a present for a friend. Then go home, get into bed, and pull up the covers.

You love somebody, and then you don't love them anymore. But if you really love somebody, you always love them, don't you? Isn't there always some small part of you that reads their horoscope in the paper everyday?

Possessions, for the terminally frightened, bring peace of mind.

The only women who don't believe that sexual harassment is a real problem in this country are women who have never been in the workplace.

Homework, root canals, and deadlines are the important things in life, and only when we have these major dramas taken care of can we presume to look at the larger questions.

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?