If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?

You can't take away knowledge, and it's dangerous to pretend you never had it.

Swingers are all from the suburbs and consequently brain-addled by car pools, shopping malls, and welcome wagons.

Friends are the twenty-first-century version of extended families.

Here is Heimel's Law: Anything you fantasize about won't come true. So just cut it out.

we know that our world is corrupt and diseased but we're tired of being cynical and feeling helpless. What the hell, tilt at a windmill.

The media know exactly what they're doing, focusing our attention on Arsenio's hairdo. We need to keep our brains brimming with rubbish. If we didn't, we might think about things.