Swingers are all from the suburbs and consequently brain-addled by car pools, shopping malls, and welcome wagons.

We must eschew anything trivial. We must embrace all that is frivolous.... Trivial things take up all your time and dull your senses, whereas frivolity is meaningful, profound, worth living and dying for.... If we devote our lives to frivolity, the world will be a far, far better place. Humanity will be better able to fulfill its primary goal, that of having a good time.

Dogs and humans are symbiotic species. We need each other.

The country is suffering from musical-chairs syndrome. We all dance around for a bit and then when we try to sit down again, somebody doesn't have a chair. We're running scared; we want ours.

The only women who don't believe that sexual harassment is a real problem in this country are women who have never been in the workplace.

With dogs, you don't need gurus. Dogs are forever in the moment. They are always a tidal wave of feelings, and every feeling is some variant of love.

Swingers are all from the suburbs and consequently brain-addled by car pools, shopping malls, and welcome wagons.