A sense of humor isn't everything. It's only 90 percent of everything.
Enough about you let's hear about me.
Not one woman over seventeen has any faith in her skin tone, and no woman over thirty can ever regard her upper arms with equanimity.
You can't take away knowledge, and it's dangerous to pretend you never had it.
Friends are the twenty-first-century version of extended families.
Homework, root canals, and deadlines are the important things in life, and only when we have these major dramas taken care of can we presume to look at the larger questions.