In Manhattan, marriage is a trend. Couples kiss over their arugula and radicchio salads. They fondle each other's genitals while devouring their pasta puttanesca. By the time the tiramisu arrives, they've slid under the table.

A comedian is not funny unless he is taking his demons out for a walk.

I remember the day we were hanging around the band's commune and Roger came in with the press kit for a rock band (Moby Grape) any of us had ever seen. It looked psychedelic, yet it was done by ad people. I believe the word "hype" was coined on that very day.

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.

The only women who don't believe that sexual harassment is a real problem in this country are women who have never been in the workplace.

Women wearing men's clothes are chic, men wearing women's clothes make us fall on the floor laughing.

Not one woman over seventeen has any faith in her skin tone, and no woman over thirty can ever regard her upper arms with equanimity.