Dogs are us, only innocent.

Wearing makeup is an apology for our actual faces.

A person who uses party as a verb is a person who will walk into a shop and walk out wearing a rubber jumpsuit.

Lots of you know me as a lone, hard-bitten columnist, prone to lurking on deserted rocky promontories while searching for my muse.

There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth.

You can't take away knowledge, and it's dangerous to pretend you never had it.

There is one thing that humans strive for with every cell, every gene, every nerve fiber of our beings. ... More than Mallomars, more than hot sex, we want to belong.