Enough about you let's hear about me.
Lots of you know me as a lone, hard-bitten columnist, prone to lurking on deserted rocky promontories while searching for my muse.
There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth.
Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame.
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
The Pain-Free Shopping Method: Buy a present for you, then a present for a friend. Then another present for you. Then a present for a friend. Then two presents for you. Then a present for a friend. Then go home, get into bed, and pull up the covers.