It doesn't count if your swing is going the highest if you're getting pushed.
Don't say "The last one there is a rotten egg": unless you're absolutely sure there's a slow kid behind you.
You'll have a lot more respect for a bird after you try making a nest.
Nobody notices it when your zipper is up, but everyone notices when it's down.
Ten minutes is short if it's a recess and long if it's a punishment.
Hitting the kid with the ball might get you the ball, but it won't get you anyone to throw it to.