One thing you can't pretend to be is funny.
You'll have a lot more respect for a bird after you try making a nest.
Before you trade sandwiches, check between the bread.
The teacher can always tell when you did your homework on the bus.
If you wait until you're really sure, you'll never take off the training wheels.
They'll remember you if you're the best reader in class-or if you throw up at lunch.