where is here, when is now??

I really suggest the Pendragon series to all readers unless you are afraid of gore!

I've made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I've learned from them, but can't guarentee anything. There's only one thing I can promise. I'm taking this to the end." -Bobby Pendragon

I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!" - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)

I stood on the street, staring up at the most normal-looking house in the world. My house. I'd lived there my entire life. It was home. It was safe. It was haunted. The only other explanation was that I was demented. I couldn't say which I was rooting for.

Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.

Not just chubby fat, I'm talkin' gordo