He [Will Rogers] was America's most complete human document. One-third humor. One-third humanitarian. One-third heart.

Always try to rub up against money, for if you rub up against money long enough, some of it may rub off on you.

A free-loader is a confirmed guest. He is the man who is always willing to come to dinner.

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.

I've failed so many times in my life that my recovery time has improved. I'm better at redirecting my attention. I've trained in Radical Aliveness and Core Energetics over the past couple of years and that has allowed me to see how much we project our failures onto others. It has taught me to accept myself. There is real power in owning your truth.

You can keep the things of bronze and stone and give me one man to remember me just once a year.

He who tooteth not his own horn, the same shall not be tooted.