Life is tough, and it's really tough when you're stupid.

Always try to rub up against money, for if you rub up against money long enough, some of it may rub off on you.

he hardest obstacle for me has been to find a father. I am the product of three fathers, and my connection to each of them has left me wanting. Each have their own strengths and weaknesses, but I've always been in competition with them in some way.

You can keep the things of bronze and stone and give me one man to remember me just once a year.

He [Will Rogers] was America's most complete human document. One-third humor. One-third humanitarian. One-third heart.

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.

I came to the conclusion long ago that all life is six to five against.