Always try to rub up against money, for if you rub up against money long enough, some of it may rub off on you.
Damon RunyonYou can keep the things of bronze and stone and give me one man to remember me just once a year.
Damon RunyonI once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly admired by his fellow citizens for having discovered a wonderful innovation on changing a diaper.
Damon Runyon