I not only believe, I believe that there are many different species of ships, there are many different species of extraterrestrials, and not all of them are up to good.

American Society for Psychical Research Journals were all around the house when I was a kid.

My first jobs were all civil service. At 14, I worked for the Canadian National Railways. At 16, I worked for the Canadian Penitentiary Service.

Can't get around the old minimum wage, Mortimer.

Parodies of commercials are by no means new and have been popular going back to black-and-white TV shows of the '50s.

I believe that if a man dies with a single penny still sitting in the bank, he's a fool.

You look at the floor and see the floor. I look at the floor and see molecules.