If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution!
It is better to watch things then to do them.
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.