If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

It is better to watch things then to do them.

The Simpsons can go anywhere in the world and not worry about any budgetary issues. However, even when the show has had its run, I think the characters can go on in perpetuity.

I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.

To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets.

Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.