It's the weirdest thing. When you go into acting, you expect to be a huge star and to be recognized. It did happen, but not in the way you expect it to. In L.A., I'm just another character actor.

If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

How I imagined myself being 50 is not how I am feeling now. You think you'll be different, but I still feel like I am about 12 years old - mentally, not physically.

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets.

There is no strong beer, just weak men

I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.