There is no strong beer, just weak men

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.

The Simpsons can go anywhere in the world and not worry about any budgetary issues. However, even when the show has had its run, I think the characters can go on in perpetuity.

If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

English? Who needs to spend time learning that? I'm never going to England!

The Simpsons take up so little time that I'm able to do other things as well.

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.