There is no strong beer, just weak men

To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets.

The Simpsons take up so little time that I'm able to do other things as well.

How I imagined myself being 50 is not how I am feeling now. You think you'll be different, but I still feel like I am about 12 years old - mentally, not physically.

After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut through that.

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.