How I imagined myself being 50 is not how I am feeling now. You think you'll be different, but I still feel like I am about 12 years old - mentally, not physically.

It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself.

After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut through that.

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution!

The Simpsons can go anywhere in the world and not worry about any budgetary issues. However, even when the show has had its run, I think the characters can go on in perpetuity.

It is better to watch things then to do them.