Operator! Give me the number for 911!

It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself.

I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.

The Simpsons can go anywhere in the world and not worry about any budgetary issues. However, even when the show has had its run, I think the characters can go on in perpetuity.

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.

Although I don't get the parts in films or other television shows that would be befitting of a huge, international star, I don't have to worry about walking around on the street or eating at a restaurant. Occasionally, you do get recognized a little bit. And that's fine. Most people are pretty cool about it. That's the thing - it's such a low-key thing that I can still enjoy it and not worry about it.

If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.