It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself.
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution!
Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
The Simpsons can go anywhere in the world and not worry about any budgetary issues. However, even when the show has had its run, I think the characters can go on in perpetuity.