I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.

Although I don't get the parts in films or other television shows that would be befitting of a huge, international star, I don't have to worry about walking around on the street or eating at a restaurant. Occasionally, you do get recognized a little bit. And that's fine. Most people are pretty cool about it. That's the thing - it's such a low-key thing that I can still enjoy it and not worry about it.

It is better to watch things then to do them.

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.

After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut through that.

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

The Simpsons take up so little time that I'm able to do other things as well.