I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.

If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.

I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the reasons I went down to Second City, because you could do acting and writing.

I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.

If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?

After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut through that.