Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.

English? Who needs to spend time learning that? I'm never going to England!

There are times when the writers ask us to improvise. Sometimes the animators are inspired by what you do, and sometimes you are inspired by what the animators do.

It is better to watch things then to do them.

How I imagined myself being 50 is not how I am feeling now. You think you'll be different, but I still feel like I am about 12 years old - mentally, not physically.

Operator! Give me the number for 911!