If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.

It is better to watch things then to do them.

If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

How I imagined myself being 50 is not how I am feeling now. You think you'll be different, but I still feel like I am about 12 years old - mentally, not physically.

The Simpsons can go anywhere in the world and not worry about any budgetary issues. However, even when the show has had its run, I think the characters can go on in perpetuity.