I guess working in the legitimate industry, the best thing you can take away from it is acceptance of the incompetence that often surrounds you. No, that sounds horrible. The most important thing, I guess, is the fact that working in the legitimate industry, what I see all too often is people trying to interpret the wishes of the audience, which with today's technology, is all too easy to measure empirically.

I don't really have a lot of appropriate feelings for people on an individual basis, but I've always wanted to make people happy.

I wish that television would stop selling our hatred of ourselves, and start seducing us with our love of ourselves.

All [tv] shows are like cigarettes. You watch two, you have a higher chance of watching three. They're all addictive.

I feel like my life has always been the 'Hey Look at Me Show.' I'm not apologetic about that.

I have to be really careful, because I have nothing but love for this entity known as "the customer" in entertainment. I would never, ever, ever put myself above them and say, "They don't get it, but it's funny, believe me." If they're not laughing, I'm doing my job wrong.

There's a fine line between a stream of consciousness and a babbling brook to nowhere.