I've never done well when I've been appreciated. I've done best when I'm targeted for death.

Everyone knows that there are more people watching any given show than is being registered by the Nielsen system.

I think thoughts in my head bounce around in my skull and, if they keep bouncing around in my skull, they get worse and worse. When they come out of my mouth, they make people happy.

It's so difficult to write good music. It's also really difficult to think about how to do it without violating the sanctity of the fourth wall.

Find your voice, shout it from the rooftops, and keep doing it until the people that are looking for you find you.

I was raised on NBC television.

I don't really have a lot of appropriate feelings for people on an individual basis, but I've always wanted to make people happy.