With an animated show you can make a banana purple. You can put three hats on a cowboy. That would require several days of stitching, in live-action, that you wouldn't be able to afford. I mean, you can just do tons and tons and tons.

My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones.

I love 30 Rock. It's one of my favorite shows. It's certainly the gold standard of comedy writing.

'I want to touch people but if I touch them in real life they'll slap me.' That's what writing isit's a gross person getting a hug.

I always try to use my medium, and if I get into a normal sitcom-writing contest with normal sitcom writers, I'm going to lose.

All [tv] shows are like cigarettes. You watch two, you have a higher chance of watching three. They're all addictive.

There's the same percentage of genius happening in both genders, but there's less women writing scripts and out there looking for the job.