I don't think it's going to be possible for the next generation of writers to tell stories without telling stories about telling stories.

You have people saying two things that seem to contradict each other. One, that we live in a golden age of TV. The other, that television is dying. There's a reason for that. What we mean when we say it's dying is that it's already way past being fragmented into little chunks. Now it's being polarized into an aerosol mist.

I feel like my life has always been the 'Hey Look at Me Show.' I'm not apologetic about that.

I wish that television would stop selling our hatred of ourselves, and start seducing us with our love of ourselves.

It was never my direct intention to do anything particularly medium-defying.

I'm from Wisconsin so I always feel a little nauseous about begging and trying to trick people into liking me.

I don't really have a lot of appropriate feelings for people on an individual basis, but I've always wanted to make people happy.