I don't think it's going to be possible for the next generation of writers to tell stories without telling stories about telling stories.

I'm from Wisconsin so I always feel a little nauseous about begging and trying to trick people into liking me.

Garry Shandling has always been a pioneer of… meta entertainment. He's always been a defender of the creative right to use the frame as part of the painting.

Once upon a time, something happened, and it was better than something not happening. The end.

Don't be so hard on yourself, don't put pressure on yourself, life is just a chain of experiments and results, and you'll be perfect when you're dead.

Class clowns are never allowed to date anybody decent, but you don't get beaten up, you're invited to parties, and everybody likes you.

Yoda is interesting because, in addition to being wise, he is two feet tall, and a Yoda.