You have to just look at it like Titanic: I know the ship sinks, but this is a love story

All [tv] shows are like cigarettes. You watch two, you have a higher chance of watching three. They're all addictive.

There's the same percentage of genius happening in both genders, but there's less women writing scripts and out there looking for the job.

I grew up on network sitcoms. If those are gone when I'm 65 years old, I would never forgive myself for not stepping up to that plate, as often as possible. I'm already bummed out that DVDs are dying off because, in my 20s, those were a huge thing.

I am absolutely and inherently self-destructive in that I am always making sure I'm doing what I want to do.

I surround myself with loyalists and people that I would die for. I just would rather die than make bad stuff for people because I'm a terrible dishwasher and a terrible lover and a terrible pet owner.

Class clowns are never allowed to date anybody decent, but you don't get beaten up, you're invited to parties, and everybody likes you.