I say what's in my head, and I'm on honest ground. That is worth so much, and I think it does make my job, as a writer, easier. It makes it possible for me to give people stuff that they like.

I've never done well when I've been appreciated. I've done best when I'm targeted for death.

If somebody's cat happens to turn on the TV, my numbers can double. It's almost unrelated to what's really happening.

Find your voice, shout it from the rooftops, and keep doing it until the people that are looking for you find you.

Storytelling comes naturally to humans, but since we live in an unnatural world, we sometimes need a little help doing what we'd naturally do.

Yoda is interesting because, in addition to being wise, he is two feet tall, and a Yoda.

I love 30 Rock. It's one of my favorite shows. It's certainly the gold standard of comedy writing.