Find your voice, shout it from the rooftops, and keep doing it until the people that are looking for you find you.

I always try to use my medium, and if I get into a normal sitcom-writing contest with normal sitcom writers, I'm going to lose.

I wish that television would stop selling our hatred of ourselves, and start seducing us with our love of ourselves.

I don't think it's going to be possible for the next generation of writers to tell stories without telling stories about telling stories.

My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones.

With an animated show you can make a banana purple. You can put three hats on a cowboy. That would require several days of stitching, in live-action, that you wouldn't be able to afford. I mean, you can just do tons and tons and tons.

Television is a populous, derivative, democratic medium.